remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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