Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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