so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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