oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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