it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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