we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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