I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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