My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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