so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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