At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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