you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
