my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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