Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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