Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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