It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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