I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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