worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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