Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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