She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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