Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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