fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It's never too late to be topless.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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