Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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