But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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