Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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