you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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