Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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