i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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