how can u be prego again
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Randomize
