we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It was confusing and full of hummus
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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