I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
