BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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