Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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