I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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