i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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