Porn is love you can see.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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