i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize