Me too!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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