there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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