whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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