maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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