She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
it was like eating out sand paper
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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