is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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