We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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