You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
