I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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