dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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