Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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