I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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