Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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