I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
only if we run a train.
done.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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