I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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