Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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