How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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