She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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